Riley

Apr 14

noelfieldingnoelfielding:

tupacabra:

liluminati:

toucans freak me out cus thats like THERI WHOEL MOUTH

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without it its just

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NYELLO

there will come a day when i will stop reblogging this, but today is not the day.

Apr 14

ohitsjustkim:

rachaelmckinnon:

confessionsofacreativewriter:

i-face-thehorizon:

altonym:

thecoppercow:

altonym:

tyrabanksonabudget:

PLEASE SCAN YOUR CLUBC-CLUBCARD ACCEPTED

PLEASE TAKE YOUR ITEMS

PLEASE TAKE YOUR ITEMS

PLEASE TAKE YOUR ITEMS

UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA

AND THEN WHEN YOU TAKE IT OUT

PLEASE PLACE ITEM IN BAGGING AREA

PLEASE TAKE YOUR CHANGE

NOTES ARE DISPENSED BELOW THE SCANNER

You don’t understand, I’m reading this in her voice now.

Just.. turn the sound off?

you can WHAT??

Apr 14
so-personal:

everything personal♡

so-personal:

everything personal♡

Apr 14

jakemalik:

seeing a hot stranger in public is a blessing

seeing the same hot stranger in public again is a sign

Apr 14

silverdreaming:

Sunday nights are the worst you go to bed with that horrifying feeling of impending doom like “I’ve got a whole fucking week ahead

Apr 14
wickedlol:

For More Hotties Follow —-> http://all-hotgirls.tumblr.com

wickedlol:

For More Hotties Follow —-> http://all-hotgirls.tumblr.com

Apr 14
Apr 14

quote The true mark of maturity is when somebody hurts you and you try to understand their situation instead of trying to hurt them back.

— Unknown (via thingsshedreams)
Apr 12

geekstep:

niggercakes:

hungarian:

say “oh my god look at the blood on her pants” in a crowded hall & the girls who turn around are the ones on their period

alright satan lets take it down a notch sweetie

Says tumblr user niggercakes

Apr 12
Apr 12

keyblacles:

how to get a girls panties wet:

  1. kiss her roughly 
  2. shove her down on the bed
  3. slip off her underwear
  4. slam dunk em in the toilet
Apr 12
Apr 12
Apr 11
Apr 11

unclefather:

someones mom: make yourself at home, would you like something to drink?

me: *very dry mouth like spongebob in sandy’s tree dome*

me: no thank you